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They sleep during the day and try to stay out of the sun as much as possible. Logan says he goes into the sun maybe once a week.

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Daley was not poly before she met Logan, but for him it was non-negotiable, and she liked him enough to adjust her lifestyle. And they have their girlfriend and blood donor Ilona tested for bloodborne illnesses once every six months! Congratulations to Logan and Daley. Already a subscriber? Log in or link your magazine subscription. Account Profile. Sign Out.

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Logan and Daley. Photo: wetv. It's no great secret that literature is full of monster boyfriends.

We've seen zombie boyfriends and demon boyfriends and that perpetual runner-up, the werewolf boyfriend. But anyone who's ever wandered through the paranormal romance section of their local bookstore can tell you that vampire boyfriends still rule the genre with a pale, well-manicured fist. But what makes a vampire date-able? Out of all the great vampire boyfriends of literature, who comes out on top? Lucky for you, I am a vampire scientist, and I am here to share my findings with this completely objective, not at all made up ranking of the greatest literary vampire boyfriends ever to rise from the dead.

There are, of course, many wonderful vampire girlfriends in literature as well. But this is a list about objectifying men. Besides, I will argue that the appeal of the vampire boyfriend is slightly different than the appeal of the vampire girlfriend: the gentleman vampire is usually a dandy of some sort. He's not just dangerous, he's dangerous and well groomed.

He's rarely hyper-masculine. He's just as likely to sigh and talk to you about the heyday of classical music as bite you. He's an evil, well-mannered, aristocratic man who has the capacity to kill you, but would rather show you all his nice scarves except for the couple of occasions when he totally does try to kill you.

So if that sounds like your ideal date night, here are some of the sexiest and least sexy vampires out there:. Terrible Vampire Boyfriend, zero stars. Kurt Barlow is from 'Salem's Lot by Stephen King, who clearly knows nothing about vampire sex appeal. All Kurt does is eat children and attack priests and go around terrorizing a small town in Maine.

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He's not suave or brooding at all, and he clearly has bad dental hygiene. He might be a good villain, but you know he's going to bring up religion on the first date. Varney from Varney the Vampire He introduced fangs to the vampire mythos, which is very sexy. He also hates his cursed condition, which makes for some excellent brooding.

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But he's not especially good at being a vampire, and most of his long over , words and confused story stars him botching various vampire attacks before he eventually throws himself in a volcano. He will definitely spill his soup on you, and then try to bite your neck while you're cleaning it up. As far as literature goes, Lord Ruthven is the original vampire.

He pre-dates Varney and Dracula. And honestly, he's pretty suave: a handsome, mysterious British nobleman who sweeps girls off their feet That is the one thing about Ruthven, he does murder every single one of his girlfriends murder-murder, instead of turning them into vampires. The man himself. Dracula is THE vampire.

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He's rich, creepy, cordial, and he's got that accent. He lives in a big foggy castle. He can also do all the cool vampire things, like hypnosis and ordering bats around. But you know he's going to get mobbed with groupies on any date in a public place, and Renfield's going to want to third wheel. Plus, Dracula does also seem inclined to attack his vampire girlfriends servants?

So that's not great. The Vampire Diaries is all about a girl named Elena who dates not one but two vampire brothers. I know that she's usually dating Stefan or Damon, and not both at once, but I submit to you that the two combine to make one extremely decent, brooding Vampire Boyfriend.